She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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