She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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