I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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