Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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