Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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