All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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