Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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