Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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