Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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