i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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