you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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