cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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