yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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