He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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