my vag is so smooth its legendary
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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