You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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