Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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