i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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