The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
its liver damage thursday
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