I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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