i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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