I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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