Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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