Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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