So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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