if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
do nipples grow back?
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