It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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