I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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