can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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