I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
