the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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