Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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