I want to have your abortion
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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