well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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