so explain again why im purple
no
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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