I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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