oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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