i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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