I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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