you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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