...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it hurts more in the daytime
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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