I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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