i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
