Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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