idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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