I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My dick has a subreddit
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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