Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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