shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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