I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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