Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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