We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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