I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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