help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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