Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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