my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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